Well, just finished all my finals at Jeff-Co Community College. Still haven't gotten that admissions letter from Bard. It would be a real shame if I had to spend another year here in Fenton working at the Circle K. However, I was really considering starting a Zine for Fenton's growing feminist population. Maybe, I will add this to this list of summer projectz.
This really got me feeling giddy. The narration sounds like the voice of a neurotic pedophile who is over-stimulated by all the little girls at the Chuck-E-Cheeze.
Anyways, after watching this and Antichrist, I have decided that the feminist agenda is futile. Women already are superior, they always were. We may not dominate the political sphere, or the work place; we may be beaten into conformity by society and raped of certain rights by the government--but many other races and marginalized peeps suffer from those tings too. No. Women dominate the minds. Or the mind of that skewl boi.... Mission Akomplished.
Today's feminist hero is Rachel Maddow. There aren't a lot of politically savvy female news corespondents out there, so cheers to this cream come true.
This picture below makes my heart melt.
Ms. Tampax's career is constantly threatened by the clunky Miss. Pad, Lady Diva Cup, and the pesky dyke Ms. Estrogen suppressor--but spring and summer time is when Ms. Tampax's career really gets the skint. The pressures of swimsuit season always lead Ms. Tampax's clients to put down the fork, and when the girls don't eat, the girls don't get the moon's blood.
Now, Ms. Tampax is absorbing the bad habits of her clients. And this spring Ms. Tampax is feeling particularly inadequate, not only about her career, but her body as well. She's always prided herself on her unique form fitting shape, but this haunting photo clearly shows that those societal standards of beauty are doing more than just nagging at this tampon.
Today's feminist hero is Lady. The plain named rapper's new song, "Yankin" is a mesmerizing salute to da pussy. I haven't been this excited about a pussy related rap song since Three 6 Mafia's, "Pussy's got You Hooked."
While you watch the video note the phallic symbols: the four loko cans and the giant jar of pickles?
Male rappers are notorious for gloating about their dick and bragging about all dem bitchez trying to get at that dick. Finally, a female appropriating her pussy to be a symbol of dominance and a source of awesomeness--- what guys have been doing for years.
Lady is embracing her puss by attempting to popularize the new slang word exclusive to vaginas: Yankin. But is the term 'yankin' a verb or an adjective?
Can a pussy 'yank?'
What qualifies as a 'yankin' pussy?
Since I haven't been able to clear up these questions with Lady's people or get in contact with the Lady herself, I have looked to Lady's lyrics for answers.
'Pussy feel so good, feel like the rubber gone 'n fadded.'
First of all, a 'yankin' pussy is one that can melt condoms.
'It's that good pussy, so the feeling be strong'
Second, a yankin vagina has well toned muscles.
'my pussy be yankin,
got this nigga feeling hypnotized'
In addition to a yankin pussy's condom melting capabilities, a yankin pussy is one that is highly trained in the art of hypnosis; leading me to wonder, does a yankin pussy have more magical capabilities that Lady has failed to mention in her song? Later, in the same verse, Lady says,
'you look tired, i suggest you pop a pill or two'
Here, Lady doesn't explicitly say that it is her yankin pussy that's tiring the previously mentioned negro, but from this verse it can be implied that a yankin pussy also has the stamina of an olympian.
'I started slow so you can relax your mind, cause once i finish you gonna be out of your mind'
Lady sure uses a lot of this ingenious rhyming. Overall, a 'yankin' pussy's power is covert-- like the pussy itself. It's the pussy's stealth that is so shocking, or as Lady raps, 'mind blowing.' I don't mean to simplify or sum up the true meaning of 'yankin,' I am sure there is a lot more to a yankin vagina then what I have gathered.
On a personal note, my favorite part of 'Yankin' is when Lady sings, 'didn't have no teacher, but this pussy be trained'
These two lines provide hope for all the untrained women with a non-yankin pussy. You don't need to seek out and hire a professional pussy trainer. Listen to Lady's song, then you will know how to get that yankin puss. Mo
Look at this photo I found.... a photo fit for a museum.
Looking at Hillary Clinton photos is an easy way to kill time. I think I have some weird attraction to her unflattering box suits, her petrifying glare, and mom hair cut? Her hair always has great volume.
Hillary Clinton is a much better role model for girls than any trendy Hollywood hussies, like the one standing to Hillary's left in this photo. I am calling Natalie Portman a hussy because of her asinine decision to wear a sheer top, sans bra to the fucking White House ( As seen in the photo. Her nipples do look nice, but what a silly choice.) Am I right? Or is bra bearing just another way of society imposing beauty standards on ladies? Does Hillary wear a bra? Did Natalie burn her bra with Hillary, seconds before this photo was snapped?
Fun fact: When Hillary Clinton was the first lady and working towards US Health Care reform, the protests against her proposed policies were so aggressive, Hillary had to walk around with a bullet proof vest for the majority of 1994. Eleanor Roosevelt didn't face opposition like that and I bet Jackie O. would have rather stayed at the White House than wear such a bulky, unattractive bullet proof vest in public.
Hillary Clinton,
You Go Girl.
I found out that I have Vagina Dentata. But it only comes out during the full moon, so the last two days have been rough for my beaver. People with Vagina Dentata suffer from severe uterine hunger pangs. It's an insatiable hunger, really, the only way to satisfy the hunger of a Vagina Dentate is to eat human flesh. So, Vagina Dentaters face the same moral dilemas as werewolves, vampires, and cannibals.
I don't want to have to feed on human flesh, I am really not cruel, nor am I that dedicated enough to go out finding my male sacrifice every 29 days or so when the full moon comes around.
Also, the existence of Vagina Dentater is constantly in question, and we are often labeled as mythical beings. But there are are many people like Me out there. I think coming out on a public forum will help others embrace the unique appurtenances of Vagina Dentata, and help others determine if they will use their Vagina Dentata for good or for evil.
I found this nice website http://www.dentata.net/index.php
Don't feel like a savage because of your bloodthirsty beaver!
It's Mo...
Look, at these cunt rags and their pathetic attempt at protesting against women's rights in front of Burger King. Okay, so I respect the fiery passion of people that stand up for the "cause," but not when people are standing up for the anti-choice cause that emanates from their fucking religious beliefs. What a bunch of repugnant bible humpers, why would you believe in a god that drives you to be such an embarrassment to humanity and women?
