Tampon Art: The Movie

It's Mo.

Before returning to Jefferson Country Community College, I spent the last week of my winter vacation making a video with my old friend Bouf. Bouf is legend and many may know his parents who are the owners of the Fenton Cyclery and the Queen of Hearts strip club. I'm flattered that he liked my idea of creating a feminist Tampon superhero and I want to thank him for his help and his camera. 

Well here is the video. I showed Darla, and she was only mildly offended and commented sourly, "I don't think it will win any awards." Oh, mom your such a dicknose.  

I suggest watching it on youtube, I couldn't get the size right....
if it wont load here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7TVkkDPB14

Tell me what you think? 

-Mo

Peaches: Placebo wants to be her.

It's Mo,

I don't confine myself to society's constructed gender roles, much to Darla's (my mother's) dismay, neither does my favorite performer, PEACHES. I started this morning, like so many of my mornings, watching my favorite Peaches videos and I thought to myself, "Wow, the singer of Peaches (Merril Nisker) looks a lot like the lead singer of Placebo (Brian Molko)" I am sure many have made this connection before. And I can't believe I hadn't realized this, until now. But these two are gender- bender  soul mates. I wonder if Brian Molko likes to listen to Peaches, and vice versa?

Can you guess which one is which?

Mo's Favorite Peaches Video:
Set It Off
 Mo's Current Favorite Peaches Song:

A Placebo Video where the lead singer looks like Peaches (for anyone who actually cares a boot Placebo): 

MO

Crazy Bitch of the day: Lois Lane

It's Mo.
I was reading "The 8 Most Awkward Sexual Moments in Comic Books" and I wanted to pee in my pants,  while simultaneously vomiting. Who wrote this?
In the 60's there was a short lived comic book called "Superman's Girlfriend: Lois Lane" and its about Lois Lane and her attempts to win Superman's heart. Out of the 137 issues there was this.....

In this issue Lois Lane, and her friend Lana LANG(couldn't come up with something more original?) try and manipulate and hypnotize Superman, who is actually in baby form as a result of passing through some sort of parallel universe. SO in this issue crazy, needy bitch Lois brainwashes Superbaby to propose to "Aunty Lois [Superbaby calls Lois this]" when he returns to man form. BUT possessive, maniac Lana also uses the same brainwashing force so Superbaby will propose to her. 

In the end, Superbaby goes back to Superman and is super confused with Lois and Lana. Lois and Lana are both expecting proposals (because their lives are meaningless with out Superman). Superman has no intentions of proposing nor should he ever after this incident. Lois and Lana are total fucking creeps who believe that manipulation and conditioning are the proper foundation of a loving relationship. 

BUT, whats even weirder is that in the parallel universe-- where brainwashed Superbaby goes back to--- Lois and Lana both get married to Superman because in other dimensions polygamy is cool. 

 All in all, these floozy femme characters are an interesting representation of how women really do fucking brainwash their boyfriends in  a sense by constantly coddling them. I know this for a fact. One time I came home from softball practice and I walked into my bathroom and saw my brother getting his nose picked by his girlfriend, Gertie. Gertie looked like a maternal monkey. She proceeded to lift up my brothers armpit and pull out the nits in his hair and put them in her mouth. Not really. It looked that way. 

-Mo

A Secret about Females

It's Mo,
According to scientific studies (probably a study done by fucking monkeys in diapers and senile prune-wrinkled old men) when playing a game of rock-paper-scissors with females, especially inexperienced ones, they are most likely to throw paper first. There's some deep gender stuff here about men solving problems with head-on with rocks and women solving problems passive-aggressively by taking out pieces of paper and writing anonymous gossip. And no one solves problems with scissors. 

Except Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, but who's going to look to him for guidance? Fucking dumb trench-mouthed wrestler. 


-Mo

Tam and Pax

It's Mo. 

I'm starting a new photography series called, "Tam and Pax" It's a study on tampon art. If it offends you than that probably means your a close minded pig. I appreciate all art, even the creativity of misogynist bastards should be respected.   

Tam and Pax play in the snow

-Mo

"You're a life support system for a cock."

Feminist Hero of the Day:
Amy Blue from The Doom Generation. 
She compares sex to spaghetti.
She's a foul-mouthed speed junkie.
She leaves a three sum to pee.
She watches her boyfriend get his dick cut off; she moves on like he never existed.

"I know I feel like a gerbil smothered in Richard Gears butt hole"


-Mo

Henry VII on my vagina?

It's Mo.

 I saw these panties the other day, and I am outraged. WHO is the fucking numb cunt that would want to wear Henry VII on their vagina? If putting historical figures on your pussy is the new trend then there are a slew of people that would make more sense. Henry VII had six wives who he raped and two of which he beheaded. 

UPDATE: Humphrey McDermot, the clerk at the Circle K, who reads my blog, told me that Henry VII had multiple wives because King Henry thought it was his wive's fault they weren't cranking out little boys to take over his thrown. Thanks Humphrey and thanks for cutting me a deal on those scratchers :)  

-Mo

HGTV

It's Mo,

   Darla--biologically known as my X-chromosome donor or "mom"-- has been forcing me to watch HGTV with her. It's a pathetic attempt to satisfy her maternal desire to bond with her offspring. I guess Darla has been feeling more distant since I told her I was bi-curious last year. ANYWAYS. After hours of watching House Hunters, Design on a Dime, Closet Cases, and Disaster DIY I have concluded that HGTV is destroying whatever potential housewives had to be creative. Why decorate and design your living space in way that reflects you as an individual? Instead, claim yourself incompetent, HGTV will send a saucy T.V personality and camera crew to laugh at your ugly adobe on network television, and then fix it up for you.
Oh, but it's really just a temporary fix. Once the cameras leave and your 30 minute time-slot on HGTV has passed, you will remember that your home is not a fruit of your labor. All compliments directed at the "nice color scheme" or feng-shui of your house from friends and acquaintances will be hollow and insignificant; you will plainly respond, "Thanks, I was on Design on Dime a few years back."

I found Closet Case to be the most vile show of them all. This show is similar to Hoarders. No participant on Closet Case or Hoarders truly confronts or defeats the psychological reasoning for their hoarding problem. No, no, HGTV just tells them they are crazy, throws away their material possessions, and leaves participants with neat-O storage units and an empty house the hoarder will just fill again with SHIT.

Why does Lindsay Lohan come  up when you Google 'hoarders'?


-Mo

-MO

Letting Men Write History

It's Mo,
 One of the biggest, baddest chauvinists around is the Pope. Douche-bag is actually one of the qualifications for any man who wants to become the Pope. Popes have been known for scowling at women; telling them they can't take birth control,  ordering them to wear hats in church because the hair is a mane o' lustful distraction and sin, and reassuring numb-skulled Catholic women that their place is in the kitchen or on their knees sucking the dick of Jesus.

Now, the Pope is fucking with history. Apparently, Pope Benedict thinks the the Nazi's were atheists. Really? I guess the Pope isn't very familiar with the Nazi paraphernalia (see below). Doesn't, "Gott Mit Uns" translate to "God With Us"? 

I guess the current Pope is just embarrassed that Pope Pius XVI didn't outwardly condemn the actions of the Nazi's during WWII.  This is what happens when dicks like Pope Benedict are delegated some arbitrary position of power and are allowed to comment on history. Wasn't the Soviet Union made up of a bunch of atheist totalitarians? No comment there, huh Pope!? Vaginas don't lie, Vaginas don't deny, and Vaginas don't twist history.

-Mo

Feminist Hero of the day

Liliana Cavani

Bitch wrote and directed the movie Night Porter. 

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