According to scientific studies (probably a study done by fucking monkeys in diapers and senile prune-wrinkled old men) when playing a game of rock-paper-scissors with females, especially inexperienced ones, they are most likely to throw paper first. There's some deep gender stuff here about men solving problems with head-on with rocks and women solving problems passive-aggressively by taking out pieces of paper and writing anonymous gossip. And no one solves problems with scissors.
-Mo
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