Only the snow or a tornado could make the Midwest more obsolete than usual. Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, and all the other bleak states were covered in over a foot of ice and snow halting all functions of society and production for almost a week. School has been canceled for the past three days. As a result, I started watching porn for entertainment.
Not just any old porn. Ecclesiastical porn. It is the best porn.
I am a pro-porn feminist and I don't know many anti-porn feminists. And any one who makes the argument that porn is the "objectification of women" should be ashamed of themselves for using such an exhausted and weak defense. First of all, objects can't have sexuality. Porn doesn't transform a woman into an asexual object, women often play an active role in porn. A new era of porn exists. TRUST MO. I read about it all in a magazine.
I was shooting the breeze at the Circle K with Humphrey the other night, when he gave me a copy of "New York Times" magazine. The entire issue was dedicated to the current porn industry and the internet.
After reading and reflecting, I think I could win a debate with any anti-porn feminist.
Porn has changed the patriarchal foundation it was originally built on. That foundation consisting of money hungry--typically male--producers and staring professionals with stylized body images, that where all backed by big corporations. But anti-porn feminists need to realize that the internet has transformed porn...the internet has turned the consumer into the producer, amateur porn is no longer a niche, and the lady in the Jizzer of Oz looks more like Gertie, the girl next store, and not Sasha Grey. And everything is free. Porn piracy is sad topic though, not fit for today.
I--the consumer-- have become the producer of shitty porn. A few friends and I made a clean nun porn while we were bored and quarantined from the snow. I just need to edit it. Expect it to be posted in a few days.
I am a pro-porn feminist and I don't know many anti-porn feminists. And any one who makes the argument that porn is the "objectification of women" should be ashamed of themselves for using such an exhausted and weak defense. First of all, objects can't have sexuality. Porn doesn't transform a woman into an asexual object, women often play an active role in porn. A new era of porn exists. TRUST MO. I read about it all in a magazine.
I was shooting the breeze at the Circle K with Humphrey the other night, when he gave me a copy of "New York Times" magazine. The entire issue was dedicated to the current porn industry and the internet.
After reading and reflecting, I think I could win a debate with any anti-porn feminist.
Porn has changed the patriarchal foundation it was originally built on. That foundation consisting of money hungry--typically male--producers and staring professionals with stylized body images, that where all backed by big corporations. But anti-porn feminists need to realize that the internet has transformed porn...the internet has turned the consumer into the producer, amateur porn is no longer a niche, and the lady in the Jizzer of Oz looks more like Gertie, the girl next store, and not Sasha Grey. And everything is free. Porn piracy is sad topic though, not fit for today.
I--the consumer-- have become the producer of shitty porn. A few friends and I made a clean nun porn while we were bored and quarantined from the snow. I just need to edit it. Expect it to be posted in a few days.
In the meantime, let me provide all the bored Midwesterners with a formula for the best nun porn time.
Step 2: CLICK this link which will take you to a virus free German nun porn video. Turn down the volume before playing.
Step 3: Start the Lesley Gore song, minimize web browser, and return to nun porn.
Step 4: Start nun porn.
Yup.
Yup.
-Mo
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