cream dream: two babes are better than one

It's Mo....

Look at this photo I found.... a photo fit for a museum. 

Looking at Hillary Clinton photos is an easy way to kill time. I think I have some weird attraction to her  unflattering box suits, her petrifying glare, and mom hair cut? Her hair always has great volume.
Hillary Clinton is a much better role model for girls than any trendy Hollywood hussies, like the one standing to Hillary's left in this photo. I am calling Natalie Portman a hussy because of her asinine decision to wear a sheer top, sans bra to the fucking White House ( As seen in the photo. Her nipples do look nice, but what a silly choice.) Am I right? Or is bra bearing just another way of society imposing beauty standards on ladies? Does Hillary wear a bra? Did Natalie burn her bra with Hillary, seconds before this photo was snapped?


Fun fact: When Hillary Clinton was the first lady and working towards US Health Care reform, the protests against her proposed policies were so aggressive, Hillary had to walk around with a bullet proof vest for the majority of 1994. Eleanor Roosevelt didn't face opposition like that and I bet Jackie O. would have rather stayed at the White House than wear such a bulky, unattractive bullet proof vest in public.
Hillary Clinton,
You Go Girl.

Another cool photo.

Thats Bill and Hill.

-Mo

Vagina Dentata: a curse or a blessing?

It's Mo...

I found out that I have Vagina Dentata. But it only comes out during the full moon, so the last two days have been rough for my beaver. People with Vagina Dentata suffer from severe uterine hunger pangs. It's an insatiable hunger, really, the only way to satisfy the hunger of a Vagina Dentate is to eat human flesh. So, Vagina Dentaters face the same moral dilemas as werewolves, vampires, and cannibals.

I don't want to have to feed on human flesh, I am really not cruel, nor am I that dedicated enough to go out finding my male sacrifice every 29 days or so when the full moon comes around.
Also, the existence of  Vagina Dentater is constantly in question, and we are often labeled as mythical beings. But there are are many people like Me out there.  I think coming out on a public forum will help others embrace the unique appurtenances of Vagina Dentata, and help others determine if they will use their Vagina Dentata for good or for evil.
I found this nice website
http://www.dentata.net/index.php

Don't feel like a savage because of your bloodthirsty beaver!

If you have any questions just ask Mo. 

Thanks for your support guys!

-MO

Meanwhile at Burger King...

It's Mo...
Look, at these cunt rags and their pathetic attempt at protesting against women's rights in front of Burger King. Okay, so I respect the fiery passion of people that stand up for the "cause," but not when people are standing up for the anti-choice cause that emanates from their fucking religious beliefs. What a bunch of repugnant bible humpers, why would you believe in a god that drives you to be such an embarrassment to humanity and women?



-MO

Future Crazy Bitch: Willow Smith

It's Mo...
Willow Smith. So cute, but the product of evil.

Today, I watched Willow Smith's new music video for her song "21st Century Girl."

Let's look at the lyrics to this song. 

Pull gold from my soul
Pull diamonds from my heart
It's that new girl thinking and this song is just the start! 

Willow Smith, your such a material obsessed 10 year old. Not only does she pull gold from her soul, her and her friends pull sneakers, a guitar, and a car from the earth in her new video. Ohh right, because material objects are natural and not the fruits of labor and greed. Kind of like, Willow Smith is just a natural success and not the product of a highly systematic fame maker team. 

PLEASE don't let the new girl thinking be this song. 

Watching Willow Smith singing and dancing is disturbing in the same way that watchingToddlers in Tiaras (toddler beauty pageants in general) is  disconcerting. Little girls like Willow Smith and other stage kids, are a commodity. A parent finds the slightest shred of talent in their spawn and then turns them into a profitable cute kitsch product. 

I don't doubt Willow Smith can sing. But I doubt Willow Smith did any of the following:
-Write the lyrics to her songs
-Come up with the beat for her songs
-Choreograph her dance moves
-Come up with the idea for her video
-Does she even dress herself? Probably not.

The following link is to the video. PLEASE watch.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WillowSmithVEVO#p/a/u/0/AfuHSJqqgAo

Tammy the tiara toting toddler wants to know.....

Who is the lesser of two evils? WHO!? 

-Mo

Douche.

It's Mo....

The douche days are over.  It's an ancient practice and unfortunately, there is no need to advertise for these products anymore. Here is a mixture of commercials during the douche bag's prime.
CLICK,
http://vimeo.com/19996358

Did people really have casual chats on the beach with their mothers about douche bags? If a douche bag was outdated does that mean its spoiled? Do douche bags have expiration dates? There seems to be a lot less medical advertisements on t.v that are like these douche bag clips: commercials featuring people in these  phony settings, where discussing things like Viagra and Gas-x comes up naturally. Now, a commercial for douche bags would show a modern girl, in some strange white space, maybe on a mod-couch, discussing her serious vagina problems, heart-to-heart with the audience. Then after a fake doctor explains the Douche Bag, it cuts back to the girl with a big smile on her face, and it's all because her vagina feels so fresh, so clean. Today, advertising is So personal, so real.
Douche.

-Mo