The douche days are over. It's an ancient practice and unfortunately, there is no need to advertise for these products anymore. Here is a mixture of commercials during the douche bag's prime.
CLICK,
http://vimeo.com/19996358
Did people really have casual chats on the beach with their mothers about douche bags? If a douche bag was outdated does that mean its spoiled? Do douche bags have expiration dates? There seems to be a lot less medical advertisements on t.v that are like these douche bag clips: commercials featuring people in these phony settings, where discussing things like Viagra and Gas-x comes up naturally. Now, a commercial for douche bags would show a modern girl, in some strange white space, maybe on a mod-couch, discussing her serious vagina problems, heart-to-heart with the audience. Then after a fake doctor explains the Douche Bag, it cuts back to the girl with a big smile on her face, and it's all because her vagina feels so fresh, so clean. Today, advertising is So personal, so real.
Douche.
-Mo
CLICK,
http://vimeo.com/19996358
Did people really have casual chats on the beach with their mothers about douche bags? If a douche bag was outdated does that mean its spoiled? Do douche bags have expiration dates? There seems to be a lot less medical advertisements on t.v that are like these douche bag clips: commercials featuring people in these phony settings, where discussing things like Viagra and Gas-x comes up naturally. Now, a commercial for douche bags would show a modern girl, in some strange white space, maybe on a mod-couch, discussing her serious vagina problems, heart-to-heart with the audience. Then after a fake doctor explains the Douche Bag, it cuts back to the girl with a big smile on her face, and it's all because her vagina feels so fresh, so clean. Today, advertising is So personal, so real.
Douche.
-Mo
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